Socks? Gift cards? Or maybe a monthly subscription to pure boredom - bow included.

If you don’t want your gift to disappear into a drawer three minutes after unwrapping, you need something… unforgettable.

Something that makes people ask:
“Why is there a little guy sitting there without pants… and why is he so well equipped?”

In short: You need Larry. And someone out there needs exactly this kind of gift.

Picture this: It’s Tuesday. You oversleep. Your dog has officially declared your favorite shoes a personal toilet and a full mouse family - three generations deep - has moved into your cereal box. Rent-free, obviously.

You can literally feel your internal battery dying before your first sip of coffee. The day is already a disaster.

On your way to the bathroom, you walk past Larry. Sitting there. Smug as ever. Motionless… Pantsless… And somehow he still gets a smirk out of you.

Let’s be honest: Some days are just crap. But you can make them a tiny bit easier to survive.

We were excited. For a moment. Then reality hit.

Facebook? Instantly banned. Instagram? Reported for “inappropriate content.”

And the packaging alone would’ve earned us a cease-and-desist from a real guy named Peter. With a lawyer.

So… back to the drawing board.

Three coffees, two arguments, and one heated debate about workplace ball-freedom later, someone finally said:

“What about Larry the Lamp?”

Silence. Then universal nodding.